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And true war approaches!  
10:07am 21/05/2007
 
 
We shall have glorious battle with you, O unworthy Terra, and vanquish both you and your Bremeni allies completely and utterly, as only mutated purple slime may be vanquished.

Tremble before our coming might.
 
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Purple scum of the galaxy!  
05:33pm 16/07/2006
 
 
Fear greatly, O people of Terra, fear the coming domination of the Coriolan Imperium!

Our official representatives have so far refused to create a presence on the Terran "Internet" - arguing that war is not yet inevitable - but we, the Voice of Coriolus, know better than that. And since a channel of communication is an absolutely essential first step to any war - as everyone knows, no war can be conducted properly without the continual transmission of insults to strike awe into the hearts of our foes! - we hereby create one...in English, no less; more points to us for using a language of your species in this fearful artistic endeavour!

N.B. The Voice of Coriolus is offended by the "Prove you're a human" requirement of LiveJournal in the journal setup process - though we suppose it is no more than is to be expected from such an uncivilized purple species. We wish to state unequivocally that we are not human. Nor purple.
mood: untranslatable
 
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